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Letter to Zeke, the dog

Reg loved to toy with the guards and staff at Sleepy Hollow, so he decided to write a letter to his dog, Zeke. This joke, was something that they could not understand and they subseqently sent him for psychiatric evaluation - he turned out to be normal.

 

January 1999,

Dear Zeke:

Hi Zeke. How are ya doing? Pretty cold out isn't it? You're lucky you got all that fur. Did Santa bring you bones for Christmas? I bet you're happy if he did. You're wagging your tail aren't you? How about if Victoria gets you a COOKIE? You SIT and still get you a COOKIE. SIT Zeke SIT. That's a good doggie. Say hi to Max for me, ok? See ya, Reggie

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