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Letter to Steven

Hey Steven,

Whassup? Chillin' like a villian? Pretty fly for a white guy? Things are pretty quiet around here now that winter has come. The moats have frozen over just like the mud puddles. The lions and tigers are in their caves sleeping peacefully. All is quiet outisde, except for the polar bears and penguins, but that's another story for another time ....

So I heard on the news that seven students from Souris High School have been selected to go on a mission to Mars on the Space Shuttle, and you're one of them! Send me a post card will ya? Would ya? Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident and have to go to the hospital, and don't forget your toothbrush. I heard that the pilots get somewhat arther kinda very sorta pissed off (oops! bad word, pretend you didn't see that), if they have to turn around and come back. I guess it happens a lot.

Oh well, I must go now. It's time for my daily whipping. I'll leave you with something to think about:

I WEE TODD DID

say it. then say it again (out loud) then say it faster ........ ha ha ha ha oh ha ha ha ha he he he he ha he ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha he he he he snicker snicker ha he ha ha ha ha ha ha